Lotta

Fake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
Real friends: Would sit next to you, saying "Damn, we fucked up, but that shit was fuuun!"

Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough
Real friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch! Drink the rest of that - you know we don't waste"

Fake friends: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you
Real friends: Will knock them the fuck out...

Stämmer skrämmande bra in på mina älsklingar.... ^^